Hi I'm Dave! I lived the American dream! I grew up in Orange County, California. I was competitive in sports holding several long standing school records at Laguna High School. I was a life guard at South Laguna Beach "99 steps beach". I enlisted in the navy as a Submarine Sonar man pretty good gig and got to travel a lot! I honorably retired after 20 years in the Navy. I had 2 kids and several wives. I worked for a few defense companies after retirement, and found myself in the pacific northwet. I assumed the role as harbormaster at several boat marinas, I had a sailboat of my own a 27' Erickson and spent quite a bit of time on puget sound. After that I worked at the naval ship yard in Bremerton Washington (State), That wore me out so I moved on to being gas station maintenance person, I got heavy in with the "tea party movement" ...no not the "Boston Tea Party", that was way before me... And no the surgeon General Wasn't a corporal either when I was Born... Any way If you knew me I mentioned things from Fox News from time to time... and retired again and finally settled down literally in Port Angeles. This page is the best scrap book of my adventurous life on the inter-web thanks for the memories and being part of my living legacy!
It's about Time DAVE gets a Page!
Dave's special one-of-a-kind "that's him alright" Vocabulary:
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